I swear this isn't the Joe Millionaire Sucks weblog but it seems to be the primary thing that pisses me off lately. So I must confess: I watched the last five minutes of Joe Millionaire last night. I know it went against everything I've stood for but my husband was sure that one of the remaining dolts was actually a transvestite. So I watched - I am only human after all. Instead, I watch helpless as two of the stupidest people on the planet were given one million dollars. When I think of how many different ways that money could be spent to better conditions for others, I lose all powers of speech. And if anyone doesn't think that entire exchange between the one in the royal blue dress and the underwear model idiot was scripted, there's a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.

Almost 35 million people can't be wrong, or can they?